EMBRACE IT, FEAR IT

So I had a birthday, it was good

Here are my general observations about college:

My bed here is more comfortable then my bed at home. The sheets are softer, and the room is cleaner.

I feel like I'm always in a department store while in my room. The way the dorms are set up each room is supposed to have two windows right next to each other. The way my room is set up we only have half of the regularly allotted windows. The boy who has the other window likes to play his music loudly. It is a constant thing. This morning I woke up to some Latin techno, and in one of those half awake half asleep moments thought about going over there and yelling at him. But, because it was also a dream when I 'walked' into his room it was like a fully furnished apartment with red shag carpeting.

I've been craving McDonald for a few weeks now. I just want a French fry.

I haven't watched TV in over a month.

Showering seems over rated. I went to my Bio lab showered and dressed in jeans and a polo and one of my lab partners asked my why I was dressed up.

Speaking of my bio lab partner, he is the most badass person I've met here yet. He's a senior, but just switched his major, so he'll be here another three years. He bartends every night, and he told me that the best way to get wasted is by injecting vodka into a watermelon. He's so nochelant about all of it though, that it doesn't bother me, it's just funny.

I always need to do laundry. Always, like right now, I'm out of pants.

Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit, touch it an the blossom is gone.

Ok so things are way better now. All those ethics violations turned out to be nothing. I'm still mad that they even put me through that, but it turned out better then I could have hoped.

I also didn't fail at math as much as I thought either. What I saw as a low D actually turned into a high B, which was entirely due to luck. One problem I blatantly got wrong and wrote the right answer, he counted it all right. Gibbins would never have fallen for that one. So now I'm pretty much done for the week, which is refreshing.

On a happy side note. Considering both sexes have one of these I thought you might appreciate it. First person to guess what it is, gets the satisfaction of knowing human anatomy way to well. Just the one on the left, the other one is obvioulsy a banana.

So I'm upset and a little bit scared right now.

I wish people would stop picking on me.

this may appear to you as a garden variety accessory that may come unattractively attached to a dress or handbag. Most of these accessories are luckily attached with a removable pin, and not permanent.

This flower, however is different. You will probably find yourself attaching it to whatever you are wearing at the time, because it might just save your life.

This kevlar rose brooch adds protection with each petal and may provide the added security you need in those deadly shootouts you find yourself in so often.